Airsoft Action Comedy Films from BODAirsoft. Meet the Team of Wellbeing Warriors, watch them laugh & fall during skirmish. For the the Bag of Dicks; Laughter the cure, humour is our hope, madness is the tool. Healing the planet one airsoft fail and adult joke at a time, well actually, there’s many fails and jokes in our feature length Airsoft Action Comedy FIlms. Fail, eat, sleep, repeat. We shake our booty on YouTube, it’s a rollercoaster of a ride to banging tunes and music mashups to a hail of bb’s. Obviously we’re damn sexy when we’ve not got our heads stuck in railings, but how old are we, what’s our specialities, are we available? Find out in the Top Trumps cards below, we like to call Tip-Trumps, for the Team line-up on this Players page. Meet the Team/Cast of our unscripted disasters, or occasional Airsoft Skirmish victories.
All in, All the Time
Forged in a furnace of heartbreak
Act like a Dick, but don’t be a dick
Fighting with the People, for the People
The Ministry of Clean Fights and Dirty Laughs
Dryflyer (1IC)
SLMF TONRNAMENT SIGNUP ✔
I am the B.O.D Overlord and Team Leader. I spawned in the 70’s, Online FPS Gamer for life and an Airsofter for the last few years. I prefer to be on the dark side for events, I choose not to conform to complete uniforms, and I lean towards rebellion and unpredictability in style and tactics. I am the sticky glue of the Bag Of D’s and encourage democracy and teamwork, whilst expecting tongue in cheek banter throughout. In battle you either won’t see me through the hail of BBs whilst I’m dug in, or you’ll hear my battle cry’s as I run and explode over you making our Action Comedy Films.
| Dryflyer | BODAirsoft Tip-Trumps |
| Spawned | 70’s |
| Special Ability | X-Ray Vision |
| Relationship Status | Single |
Comedy
SLMF TOURNAMENT SIGNUP ✔
[BOD]Comedy is young blood, with fresh legs and liver. He is an amazing Ammo Bearer, when the Sugar hits the Flan, gives all the Dicks much love and assistance. He is keen to learn important things like “what is the objective” and can often be found walking in the opposite direction apparently due to foggy eye-pro, at least that’s why he says he’s blind. We wonder hmmm. All that said and done, everyone needs a little Comedy in their life, and you can’t go far wrong with little chuckles here… unless ‘you’ actually follow ‘him’ into the nether regions, that would be unwise, we’d suggest a leash.
| Comedy | BODAirsoft Tip-Trumps |
| Spawned | 00’s |
| Special Ability | Untainted |
| Relationship Status | Single |
Neo
SLMF TOURNAMENT SIGNUP ✔
Formerly “The One” but Lost in space and time, he was recaptured by the Empire in the galactic net of Starship SLMF.
He was then sold to BODAirsoft as slave to thier naughty s3x games.
Will he re-claim the matrix putting Dryflyer back in his place?
This story will unfold on stardate 20260628090000000 in the chaotic forest of Airsoft Plantation.
| BODAirsoft Tip-Trumps | |
| Spawned | Pending data intercept |
| Special Ability | Pending data intercept |
| Relationship Status | Pending data intercept |
Buff Viking
SLMF TOURNAMENT SIGNUP ✔
“Spawned in 70s Essex, I was later semi-educated at the same prestigious institute for future delinquents as Dryflyer. I’ve since migrated to the Midlands, though I’m pleased to report I’ve not yet developed webbed feet or a sixth finger. For the past 30 years I’ve enjoyed bodybuilding and shooting (not simultaneously, because I’m reckless, not stupid). I’ve recently discovered airsoft and am now fully committed—emotionally and financially. I already own far too much kit, proudly achieving the classic “all the gear, no idea” status. Hoping to absorb wisdom from the veterans here. My callsign is based on physique and beard rather than height: I look like I should be 6’2”, but unfortunately a piano fell on my head and the rest is history.
| BODAirsoft Tip-Trumps | |
| Spawned | 70’s |
| Special Ability | Being buff & Tearing shirts |
| Relationship Status | In a relationship |
Bald Assassin
SLMF TOURNAMENT SIGNUP ✔
Hair loss at the tender age of 16 has kept me enraged for a further 30 years. Combining this with an engineering background and the ability to instantaneously calculate aerodynamic drag, I adopted the callsign BA (Bald Assassin).
As the considerably taller brother of Buff Viking (I may have pushed one too many pianos), I was keen to find a common interest. With a grand total of one airsoft game under my belt, it was clearly time to join a league. There is now much to learn and much to purchase and so I too am on the path to “all the gear, no idea”
| BODAirsoft Tip-Trumps | |
| Spawned | 80’s |
| Special Ability | Aerodynamics & Distracting glint |
| Relationship Status | Prefer not to say |
Scarecrow
I was coined The Scarecrow by The Almighty BOD Above due to my ghillie headgear, bad hair days and scrawny body. I’m a Northern/Dutch hybrid which opens me up to all kinds loving abuse. Luckily, against all odds, I’ve evolved some quick wit and give as good as I get, I’m both a giver and a receiver and the butt of many jokes in the BODAirsoft Action Comedy Films.I am a researcher for the team… supposedly for airsoft. I do get some odd requests however each to their own, I don’t judge but I do regularly clear my browsing history.
| Scarecrow | BODAirsoft Tip-Trumps |
| Spawned | 90’s |
| Special Ability | Being Distracted |
| Relationship Status | Single |
DonkeyBalls
I have chosen this callsign, I think it was out of protest of being called ‘The Chinaman’, ‘The Russian’, or when averaged by BOD logic, ‘The Mongolian’, apparently, it’s because Mongolia is in the middle. Tiring of Genghis Khan jokes, I often challenge the Team to duals, which generally involve, leg shots, butt shots, or cock shots. Nothing like a pre-game warm up to put a spring in your step and a wince in your eye(s). I’m a rugged, simplistic player, I don’t have all the toys (for airsoft anyway). I run Civi gear with an AEG and usually know which way to point it (7/10 times isn’t bad). If someone gets shot or blown up then I’ve had a good day, regardless of who or which team.
| BODAirsoft Tip-Trumps | |
| Spawned | 80’s |
| Special Ability | Self-harm |
| Relationship Status | In a relationship |
Perryplatypus
Sometimes referred to as the duck-billed platypus, I am a semiaquatic, egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, that is when I’m not being rented for anything else in Essex that is. The Bag of D’s was a group long before they started staining the airsoft landscape. I have been the butt of the original D’s jokes and urges long before Airsoft. I have had everything from hair colouring complications, tarring me with a rainbow brush, to hot chilli competitions leaving most in tears, to being whipped in the nether regions with key chains by Donkyballs… it’s OK, he’s never been that good of a shot with the keys, or his BB’s.
| BODAirsoft Tip-Trumps | |
| Spawned | 90’s |
| Special Ability | Being ridiculed |
| Relationship Status | In a relationship |
Longtooth
I’ve been part of BOD since just after the weekender, I wasn’t given a choice, just told I’m in. I’ve been playing since 2011, and played at sites up and down the country, many of which are closed now… Totally not my fault… probably.
I used to like running around, but now I’m more of a support gunner, sitting back and pushing from the rear.
| BODAirsoft Tip-Trumps | |
| Spawned | 90’s |
| Special Ability | Rearguard |
| Relationship Status | In a relationship |
Whiskers
Whiskers is a proud airsoft participant, known less for his speed and more for his uncanny ability to attract BBs from every direction. With the reflexes of a sleepy sloth and the tactical grace of a shopping trolley, Whiskers is a regular fixture in the respawn zone. He may look like he wandered onto the field by accident, but his commitment to the cause (and his collection of bruises) is second to none. If you’re looking for someone to draw enemy fire while you flank – Whiskers is your man.
| BODAirsoft Tip-Trumps | |
| Spawned | 80’s |
| Special Ability | Bullet Magnet |
| Relationship Status | In a relationship |
Daibeto
Pending data intercept
| Pending data intercept | |
| Spawned | Pending data intercept |
| Special Ability | Pending data intercept |
| Relationship Status | IPending data intercept |